LJF Wolffe -- Weirdo at Large

The favored quotes, random finds, and spurious wisdom of LJF Wolffe.
Sat Sep 3
amymebberson:

Muppet Dr Who. Available at #SDCC as an 11x17 print. Table HH20!

Whovian Muppets — Too Cool! 8-)

amymebberson:

Muppet Dr Who. Available at #SDCC as an 11x17 print. Table HH20!

Whovian Muppets — Too Cool! 8-)

Thu Jul 14
Sure it begins with irregularhilarity, and pretty soon your laugh force is compromised — and you end up with truth decay, or heaven forbid, a full-blown case of humorrhoids. (That’s an enlargement of the onus, where you feel so much weighty responsibility that the only thing you are able to pass is heavy judgments.) Swami Beyondananda, www.wakeuplaughing.com

(Source: mail.google.com)

Thu Apr 14

Reel Wisdom: Lessons from 40 Films in 7 Minutes (by Superluminal805)

Tue Mar 15
Because we could all use one occasionally — Emergency Kitten! from Re: Oregon: We’re Due for “The Big One.” | Blogtown, PDX

Because we could all use one occasionally — Emergency Kitten! from Re: Oregon: We’re Due for “The Big One.” | Blogtown, PDX

Sun Jan 9
First, fellow citizens, let us shrink from assigning blame for this terrible act of a madman to the patriots guilty of nothing but framing their love of country in language like “Second Amendment remedies” and visual puns like crosshairs. There is absolutely no way these leaders could know anyone having access to a Glock with a 20-round magazine would think a harmless metaphor for political engagement has anything to do with actual violence, or even to know that such people exist. To accuse them is as unjust and irrational as to blame those who preach death for blasphemy and for those who tolerate it, when a devout follower of the Prophet acts on the sermons, and when thousands of the faithful throw rose petals on him for it. Michael OHare at the Reality Based Community, as quoted by Gus diZerega
Sat Jan 1

The Mothra Song

“mosura ya mosura, dongan kasakuyan indo muu, rosuto uiraadoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan tounjukanraa, kasaku yaanmu”

“mothra o mothra.. if we were to call for help.. over time.. over sea.. like a wave you’d come.. our guardian angel.. “

— watching Godzilla vs. Mothra in honor of Haruo Nakajima’s birthday (the first dude in the Godzilla suit); many thanks to @bikerbar for posting the words a while back!

Tue Dec 21

Dogs are Smart! — from the Write101 Newsletter

A local business was looking for office help, so they put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.” The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, “The sign says you have to be good with a computer.”

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, “Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.”

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, “Meow.”

— from WritingTips : The Write Way weekly newsletter

Sun Nov 7
madwomanintheattic:

I might have just had a nerdgasm. 

madwomanintheattic:

I might have just had a nerdgasm. 

Sat Nov 6
For MiLady the Lego fiend — aren’t they cute? from The cast of Doctor Who gets the Lego minifig treatment

For MiLady the Lego fiend — aren’t they cute? from The cast of Doctor Who gets the Lego minifig treatment

Fri Oct 29
agentmlovestacos:

Kermit & Yoda by Moebius. Let that sink in.

It ain’t easy bein’ green … 8-)

agentmlovestacos:

Kermit & Yoda by Moebius. Let that sink in.

It ain’t easy bein’ green … 8-)