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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The favored quotes, random finds, and spurious wisdom of LJF Wolffe.</description><title>LJF Wolffe -- Weirdo at Large</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ljfwolffe)</generator><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I have no words for how much I love this. (via TARDIS in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapzt25PQc1qzpzo8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have no words for how much I love this. (via &lt;a href="http://cheezburger.com/6579215360?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20SetPhasersToLol%20(Set%20Phasers%20To%20LoL)&amp;utm_content=Google%20Reader" target="_blank"&gt;TARDIS in Wonderland: &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://cheezburger.com/6579215360?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20SetPhasersToLol%20(Set%20Phasers%20To%20LoL)&amp;utm_content=Google%20Reader" target="_blank"&gt;Set Phasers to LOL &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://cheezburger.com/6579215360?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20SetPhasersToLol%20(Set%20Phasers%20To%20LoL)&amp;utm_content=Google%20Reader" target="_blank"&gt; - Cheezburger&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/32006332619</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/32006332619</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 15:00:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a few friends that would LOVE this picture! (via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macp5oG3C21qzpzo8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have a few friends that would LOVE this picture! (via &lt;a href="http://culture.pagannewswirecollective.com/2012/09/jugglinks-call-of-snoophulhu-edition/" target="_blank"&gt;Jugglinks: Call of Snoophulhu Edition » The Juggler&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/31530167249</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/31530167249</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:41:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>… and I want his glasses, too! [Walter Bishop] (via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ld7kQG8Z1qzpzo8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;… and I want his glasses, too! [Walter Bishop] (via &lt;a href="http://cheezburger.com/6492338688?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20SetPhasersToLol%20(Set%20Phasers%20To%20LoL)&amp;utm_content=Google%20Reader" target="_blank"&gt;Don’t We All - Cheezburger&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/30549571513</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/30549571513</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2012 16:28:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress..."</title><description>““Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress yourself up as one of them, watch the same mindless television shows as they do, maybe even eat the same food sometimes. But it seems that the more you try to fit in, the more you feel like an outsider, watching the ‘normal people’ as they go about their automatic existences. For every time you say club passwords like ‘Have a nice day’ and ‘Weather’s awful today, eh?’, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like, ‘Tell me something that makes you cry’ or ‘What do you think Deja Vu is for?’” — Timothy Leary”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;quoted in &lt;a href="http://doingmagick.blogspot.com/2012/07/signs-of-spirituality.html" target="_blank"&gt;Doing Magick: Signs of Spirituality&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/26428674005</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/26428674005</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 10:20:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Love this! Sherlock/Hobbit Crossover by Sn0otchie</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m288t8HB281qzpzo8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Love this! Sherlock/Hobbit Crossover by &lt;a href="http://sn0otchie.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3ku6ne" target="_blank"&gt;Sn0otchie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/20792562199</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/20792562199</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:29:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Galleries Nineteen Eighty Eight: ENTIRE Weird Al Career Retrospective Screenprint set for "Is This Thing On? 2" at Gallery1988.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://g1988.tumblr.com/post/18911797556/entire-weird-al-career-retrospective-screenprint-set"&gt;Galleries Nineteen Eighty Eight: ENTIRE Weird Al Career Retrospective Screenprint set for "Is This Thing On? 2" at Gallery1988.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://g1988.tumblr.com/post/18911797556/entire-weird-al-career-retrospective-screenprint-set" target="_blank"&gt;g1988&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And here it is, guys.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For “Is This Thing On? 2: The Weird Year” at &lt;a href="http://www.gallery1988.com" target="_blank"&gt;Gallery1988 (Melrose)&lt;/a&gt; opening this Friday, we worked with comedic icon Weird Al Yankovic to produce an official screenprint set that’s inspired by his entire 30 year career. Each print commemorating a classic song/video from Al,…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Must-see posters! 8-)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/18918403826</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/18918403826</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:06:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>THIS. (via 15 Grammar Goofs That Make You Look Silly |...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gqcogNqi1qzpzo8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;THIS. (via &lt;a href="http://www.copyblogger.com/grammar-goofs/" target="_blank"&gt;15 Grammar Goofs That Make You Look Silly | Copyblogger&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/18844473164</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/18844473164</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 04:21:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>hoold:

Good Words — and fun, too! (via 30 Dr. Seuss quotes that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0btj5UtDc1qe0viuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoold.tumblr.com/post/18681009326/good-words-and-fun-too-via-30-dr-seuss" target="_blank"&gt;hoold&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Good Words — and fun, too! (via &lt;a href="http://holykaw.alltop.com/30-dr-seuss-quotes-that-can-change-your-life?tu3=1" target="_blank"&gt;30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life [infographic] - Holy Kaw!&lt;/a&gt; )&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/18681202289</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/18681202289</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 12:46:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>How I feel about the whole Holiday thing, too! — via The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvliadQCQ51qzpzo8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How I feel about the whole Holiday thing, too! — via &lt;a href="http://divaofdaysofourlives.blogspot.com/2011/12/divas-hot-for-teacher-friday-tweets.html" target="_blank"&gt;The Diva of Days of Our Lives: Diva’s “hot for teacher” Friday tweets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/13646634607</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/13646634607</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 13:27:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Is there any kitty who doesn’t see themselves like this?...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1m95srhv1qzpzo8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is there any kitty who doesn’t see themselves like this? (via &lt;a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bobcats_thursday" target="_blank"&gt;The Bobcats on Thursday - The Oatmeal&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/12245332796</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/12245332796</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:07:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>amymebberson:

Muppet Dr Who. Available at #SDCC as an 11x17...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo7ambdy4F1qe3n5io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://amymebberson.tumblr.com/post/7519690523" target="_blank"&gt;amymebberson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Muppet Dr Who. Available at #SDCC as an 11x17 print. Table HH20!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Whovian Muppets — Too Cool! 8-)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/9756572423</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/9756572423</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 12:42:29 -0700</pubDate><category>Muppets</category><category>Dr Who</category><category>Kermit</category><category>Miss Piggy</category><category>Animal</category><category>Beaker</category><category>Eleventh Doctor</category><category>River Song</category><category>Tenth Doctor</category></item><item><title>"Sure it begins with irregularhilarity, and pretty soon your laugh force is compromised — and..."</title><description>“Sure it begins with irregularhilarity, and pretty soon your laugh force is compromised — and you end up with truth decay, or heaven forbid, a full-blown case of humorrhoids. (That’s an enlargement of the onus, where you feel so much weighty responsibility that the only thing you are able to pass is heavy judgments.)”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt; Swami Beyondananda, &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.wakeuplaughing.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wakeuplaughing.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.wakeuplaughing.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/7638781021</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/7638781021</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:53:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Reel Wisdom: Lessons from 40 Films in 7 Minutes (by...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/n8CaC4RMwsM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reel Wisdom: Lessons from 40 Films in 7 Minutes (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CaC4RMwsM&amp;feature=share" target="_blank"&gt;Superluminal805&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/4604413942</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/4604413942</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 03:57:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Because we could all use one occasionally — Emergency...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li4489JR5I1qzpzo8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because we could all use one occasionally — Emergency Kitten! from &lt;a href="http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2011/03/15/re-oregon-were-due-for-the-big-one" target="_blank"&gt;Re: Oregon: We’re Due for “The Big One.” | Blogtown, PDX&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/3880731278</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/3880731278</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 11:48:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"First, fellow citizens, let us shrink from assigning blame for this terrible act of a madman to the..."</title><description>“First, fellow citizens, let us shrink from assigning blame for this terrible act of a madman to the patriots guilty of nothing but framing their love of country in language like “Second Amendment remedies” and visual puns like crosshairs. There is absolutely no way these leaders could know anyone having access to a Glock with a 20-round magazine would think a harmless metaphor for political engagement has anything to do with actual violence, or even to know that such people exist. To accuse them is as unjust and irrational as to blame those who preach death for blasphemy and for those who tolerate it, when a devout follower of the Prophet acts on the sermons, and when thousands of the faithful throw rose petals on him for it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Michael OHare at the Reality Based Community, as quoted by &lt;a title="BeliefNet, The significance of the murders in Tucson" target="_blank" href="http://blog.beliefnet.com/apagansblog/2011/01/the-significance-of-the-murders-in-tucson.html"&gt;Gus diZerega&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/2677544722</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/2677544722</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 18:21:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Mothra Song</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;#8220;mosura ya mosura, dongan kasakuyan indo muu, rosuto uiraadoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan tounjukanraa, kasaku yaanmu&amp;#8221;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;#8220;mothra o mothra.. if we were to call for help.. over time.. over sea.. like a wave you&amp;#8217;d come.. our guardian angel.. &amp;#8220;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; &amp;#8212; watching Godzilla vs. Mothra in honor of Haruo Nakajima&amp;#8217;s birthday (the first dude in the Godzilla suit); many thanks to @bikerbar for posting the words a while back!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/2557628157</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/2557628157</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 13:27:15 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Dogs are Smart! -- from the Write101 Newsletter</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A local business was looking for office  help, so they put a sign in the window, stating the following: &amp;#8220;HELP WANTED.  Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are  an Equal Opportunity Employer.&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up  to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and  wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and  whined.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The  office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However,  the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog  jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The manager said, &amp;#8220;I  can&amp;#8217;t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.&amp;#8221; The dog jumped down,  went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out  the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on  the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, &amp;#8220;The sign says you  have to be good with a computer.&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The dog jumped down again and went to  the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various  programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to  the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the  dog and said, &amp;#8220;I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some  interesting abilities. However, I &lt;em&gt;still&lt;/em&gt; can&amp;#8217;t give you the  job.&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw  on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The  manager said, &amp;#8220;Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be  bilingual.&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, &amp;#8220;Meow.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &amp;#8212; from &lt;a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WritingTips/" target="_blank"&gt;WritingTips&amp;#160;: The Write Way weekly newsletter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/2401497798</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/2401497798</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 04:17:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>madwomanintheattic:

I might have just had a nerdgasm. 
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&lt;p&gt;I might have just had a nerdgasm. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/1505736911</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/1505736911</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 05:08:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>For MiLady the Lego fiend — aren’t they cute? from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbh0hfYgyf1qzpzo8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For MiLady the Lego fiend — aren’t they cute? from &lt;a href="http://io9.com/5682902/the-cast-of-doctor-who-gets-the-lego-minifig-treatment" target="_blank"&gt;The cast of Doctor Who gets the Lego minifig treatment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/1497110385</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/1497110385</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 09:00:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>agentmlovestacos:

Kermit &amp; Yoda by Moebius. Let that sink...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lar6p5ZuGF1qe0qwbo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://agentmlovestacos.com/post/1433379331/kermit-yoda-by-moebius-let-that-sink-in" target="_blank"&gt;agentmlovestacos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Kermit &amp; Yoda by Moebius. Let that sink in.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It ain’t easy bein’ green … 8-)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/1433668189</link><guid>http://ljfwolffe.tumblr.com/post/1433668189</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 13:16:21 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
